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[22 Oct 2010|08:14pm] |
Some fellows, they say, are possessed with the devil, but this great fellow were able to possess the greatest devil and ( make him worse. ) |
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| VIII. envy. |
[12 Jan 2010|02:04am] |
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Rose. Heather Ramsey. Stop fighting immediately. This is childish.
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| VII. mephistopheles is uncomfortable. |
[06 Jan 2010|07:23pm] |
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I had managed to avoid strip clubs until this point. I had been hoping to keep it that way.
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| V. mephistopheles has friends on the other side. |
[26 Dec 2009|01:39am] |
"Sit down at my table, put your minds at ease. If you relax, it will enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future, I can change it 'round some too. I'll look deep into your heart and soul, make your wildest dreams come true."
A man after my own heart.
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| III. mephistopheles does business. |
[13 Dec 2009|04:08pm] |
For the love of Beelzebub, will you all stop running around like chickens with your head cut off at the merest mention of selling one's soul? I will set the record straight:
1. Yes, we buy and sell souls. There are many uses for them in Hell post-mortem.
2. But most of the time, I don't buy souls. They only come into play with the incredibly dire situations: usually with people who are dying and don't have anything else to offer. I don't think very many of you are on your deathbeds, are you?
3. These "too good to be true" suspicions are absurd. I'm perfectly upfront about what I can and cannot offer. Feel free to ask any of our past clients, and you'll find out that our terms are fair.
4. Things may have operated on deception and slippery clauses in the old days, but we don't do it that way anymore. That's no way to run a business, and we are a business now. We're a progressive company. We move with the times. Delivering a reliable and dependable service is part of this, you moronic mortals.
5. Besides, a soul transaction is a private and personal matter.
( C. Calamitous. )
( V. Burke. )
( A. Yadin. )
( R. Park. )
( C. Christie. )
( D. Duncan. )
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[12 Nov 2009|02:13am] |
Someone recommend an excellent chocolatier in Neopolis who happens to sell fudge. I'm not a fan of chocolate, so I wouldn't know.
I was also never caught under that musical curse. Thank Beelzebub. The austerity of hell doesn't lend itself very well to musical interludes. No surprise.
( PRIVATE. )
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[28 Oct 2009|12:24pm] |
The devil going as an angel for Halloween. Too off-the-cuff, yes or no?
Discuss.
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